A couple things to say

AH! So, you know how I said my second worst enemy is getting muddy and whatnot?????????? DO YOU know what my WORST absolute WORST enemy is????
lemme show you.
http://www.americangirl.com/index.php

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ those things.
I THOUGHT I was the favorite. NOOOOOO.
I'm being replaced by PLASTIC JUNK MODELS! I JUST WANT TO TEAR THEM UP LIKE THEY WERE A NEW YORK STRIP! AHHHHHH
they are so rude, crude, and disgusting.
^^well not really
but i like to think it.
BUT
they are STEALING my attention.
DO YOU realize that human BRUSHES and BRAIDS their hair???? AS IF they need it???
SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THESE DOLLS ARE TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE
DOGS are supposed to take over the word.
and then ALIENS will attack us.
that was just random.
BUT i am mad.
OH AND Jill? You can have that dude. EW. I don't want him.
The only dog I want B-dog. *Faints*
bye Peasants!!!!