My 'rant' and pics of ME

Hi happy girlies,
I have a rant.
Do you know what those AWFUL Human's did to me? DO YOU? Well, on Christmas. It snowed. My second worse nightmare. (You will find my first later.) Well, yesterday the snow was gone. But it didn't just go POOF. It melted. That's right. It melted. And they made me go outside. WHEN IT WAS WET. I HATE getting muddy and wet, unless I'm getting a bath. I love baths. I don't have pics, I refused Human to take pics because I looked gross. Gross, I say. GROSS.
Anyway, Lemme show you some pictures of ME!

 ME

 ME

 and then this old guy.,seriously....he came when the Human's were 4 and 2. They say 'They are waiting for him to go'. Whatever that means. Oh, and btw, when I first came here, I had an insane crush on him. K?

 ME

 ME

 me

 I could look at myself all day

 MEEE

 MEEEE

 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 SO PRETTY

 SO CUTE

 HEHEHE ME

 MEEEE

                        MEEEE

 like my sweater?

 CUTE!!!

 CUTEEEEEE

 CUTE

 CUTIE-PIE ME

 aw

SO CUTE!!

So ya, that's me, peeps. 

Bye Peasants!

Welcome.

I am the amazing  Lilli Kate. I am a dog. A model. I model lots of clothes, at least I think I do. I am very fashionable and girly.
Most Human's call me Lilli. I'd rather be called Lilli Kate. It sounds so much more important. Don't you agree? You'd better.
I also love to boss everyone around.
 I live with nine other dogs. THEY ARE DISGUSTING. No fashion taste, they throw a fit to wear clothes. Ew. They just go around naked everywhere.
So, you'll see some gorgeous pics of me and my ranting. Hope you enjoy.