Thursday, April 25, 2013

Long Time No Post!

Arf!
It's Lilli Kate here! Guess what!
I have my own Youtube account! Yay. I have yet to post videos. Just look up Lilli Kate and you will get ME ME and.......
ME!
chow! Yes I know how to spell ciao (SEE?) but chow is food and dogs loes food so it's a play on words! 
Bye peasants!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

A couple things to say

AH! So, you know how I said my second worst enemy is getting muddy and whatnot?????????? DO YOU know what my WORST absolute WORST enemy is????
lemme show you.
http://www.americangirl.com/index.php
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ those things.
I THOUGHT I was the favorite. NOOOOOO.
I'm being replaced by PLASTIC JUNK MODELS! I JUST WANT TO TEAR THEM UP LIKE THEY WERE A NEW YORK STRIP! AHHHHHH
they are so rude, crude, and disgusting.
^^well not really
but i like to think it.
BUT
they are STEALING my attention.
DO YOU realize that human BRUSHES and BRAIDS their hair???? AS IF they need it???
SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THESE DOLLS ARE TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE
DOGS are supposed to take over the word.
and then ALIENS will attack us.
that was just random.
BUT i am mad.
OH AND Jill? You can have that dude. EW. I don't want him.
The only dog I want B-dog. *Faints*
bye Peasants!!!!

Saturday, December 29, 2012

My 'rant' and pics of ME

Hi happy girlies,
I have a rant.
Do you know what those AWFUL Human's did to me? DO YOU? Well, on Christmas. It snowed. My second worse nightmare. (You will find my first later.) Well, yesterday the snow was gone. But it didn't just go POOF. It melted. That's right. It melted. And they made me go outside. WHEN IT WAS WET. I HATE getting muddy and wet, unless I'm getting a bath. I love baths. I don't have pics, I refused Human to take pics because I looked gross. Gross, I say. GROSS.
Anyway, Lemme show you some pictures of ME!
 ME
 ME
 and then this old guy.,seriously....he came when the Human's were 4 and 2. They say 'They are waiting for him to go'. Whatever that means. Oh, and btw, when I first came here, I had an insane crush on him. K?
 ME
 ME
 me
 I could look at myself all day
 MEEE
 MEEEE
 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 SO PRETTY
 SO CUTE
 HEHEHE ME
 MEEEE
                        MEEEE

 like my sweater?
 CUTE!!!
 CUTEEEEEE
 CUTE
 CUTIE-PIE ME
 aw

SO CUTE!!

So ya, that's me, peeps. 

Bye Peasants!


Friday, December 28, 2012

Welcome.

I am the amazing  Lilli Kate. I am a dog. A model. I model lots of clothes, at least I think I do. I am very fashionable and girly.
Most Human's call me Lilli. I'd rather be called Lilli Kate. It sounds so much more important. Don't you agree? You'd better.
I also love to boss everyone around.
 I live with nine other dogs. THEY ARE DISGUSTING. No fashion taste, they throw a fit to wear clothes. Ew. They just go around naked everywhere.
So, you'll see some gorgeous pics of me and my ranting. Hope you enjoy.